“Barnum’s the name. P.T. Barnum. And I want to tell you that tonight you are going to see-bar none-every sight, wonder and miracle that name stands for!”
Here is the show that traces the career of America’s greatest showman from 1835 to the year he joined James A. Bailey to form The Greatest Show On Earth. Let us begin, as BARNUM does…
OUTSIDE THE TENT where Barnum tells us he’s here to defend the ‘noble art of humbug’ which he defines as the puffing up he gives the truth; the coat of varnish he puts on the hard facts of life. Whether we agree with him or not, Barnum’s sure he’ll be able to sell us his bill of goods. Why? There Is a Sucker Born Ev’ry Minute.
HUMBLE BEGINNINGS as Barnum signs up his first attraction, Joice Heth, the oldest woman in the world. Joice turns out to be less of a draw than he’d hoped until he tries a bit of humbug and pitches her as George Washington’s nurse. Joice is a big success and sings the virtues of living to be 160 in Thank God I’m Old.
P.T. BARNUM VS. THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES, an age-old contest that pits Barnum against his good wife, Chairy. She wants him to settle down, run a respectable business -a clock factory for instance-and Barnum explains that clock-making is just not the right color for him. He tells us what he means in The Colors of My Life, then rushes off to close a deal to build a museum at the corner of Ann Street and Broadway to house his growing collection of attractions. Chairy, alone, tells us about the colors of her life.
CLOWNS! A cornucopia of them, tumbling into the main ring as-with Chairy to guide them-they build Barnum’s American Museum -One Brick at a Time.
STEP RIGHT UP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, says Barnum, and let me tell you about all the wonders you’re going to see inside my museum! –Museum Song.
BARNUM VS. THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES, PART II. The years have gone by, the Barnums are a bit older and a bit more successful, but their conflict is the same. And so is their affection for each other in I Like Your Style.
25 INCHES FROM TOE TO CROWN! None other than Barnum’s latest and most sensational attraction, General Tom Thumb, who tells us that Bigger Isn’t Better.
A RESPECTABLE ATTRACTION AT LAST-one that brings great rewards and poses great problems; Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale, whom Barnum presents in her first American concert at Castle Garden. Jenny sings first in Swedish, then in English, and wins the hearts of all who hear her-Barnum included-Love Makes Such Fools of Us All.
THE HUMBUGGER HUMBUGGED! Barnum buys his own bill of goods-well, who could resist a Swedish Nightingale-and leaves Chairy to tour with Jenny and put a bit of color in his own life-Out There.
OUT ON THE MIDWAY for a Grand Patriotic Parade, when the citizens of Washington salute Jenny Lind as she makes her first appearance in the nations’ capital-Come Follow the Band.
A SECOND MUSICAL DIVERSION: PAYING THE PIPER, as Barnum realizes that Jenny Lind is not for him, that he only loves his wife. He returns to Chairy on her terms as he promises to banish color from his life and live it in Black and White.
BARNUM VS. THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES, PART III. Many years later, Barnum is out of the ‘humbug’ business, and Chairy is ailing. Both of them realize how seriously ill she is, and before she leaves him forever, they declare their love for each other by affectionately restating their age-old quarrel-The Colors of My Life.
BEHIND THE SCENES, BENEATH THE MAKE-UP, as Barnum realizes that being a respectable businessman is not for him, and even his beloved Chairy would have agreed that what he is-and will always be-is The Prince of Humbug. THE MAIN EVENT: THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! James A. Bailey arrives on the scene, and after a selling job that even Barnum would be proud of, convinces Barnum at last to Join the Circus.
A PRINCELY FINAL ATTRACTION. The tent pole comes down, the canvas is folded, the show is loaded and ready to roll, as we hear from Mr. Phineas Taylor Barnum-himself-Final Chase and There Is a Sucker Born Ev’ry Minute (Reprise).

Phineas Taylor Barnum (The Prince of Humbug)
Chairy Barnum (P.T. Barnum’s Wife)
Joice Heth (The Oldest Woman Alive)
Tom Thumb (Smallest Man in the World)
Julius Goldschmidt (Jenny Lind’s Manager)
Jenny Lind (Swedish Soprano)
Blues Singer (A Black Woman. Same as Joice Heth)
James A. Bailey (Small Circus Owner)

Ringmaster (Circus Performer. Same as James A. Bailey)
Chester Lyman (Joice Heth’s Manager)
Amos Scudder (Owner of the American Museum)
Sherwood Stratton (Tom Thumb’s Father)
Mrs. Sherwood Stratton (Tom Thumb’s Mother)
Wilton (Barnum’s Assistant on the Jenny Lind Tour)
Edgar Templeton (Political Party Boss)
Humbert Morrissey (Political Party Boss)

First Woman (“Women’s Emporium” scene)
Second Woman (“Women’s Emporium” scene)
Concertmaster (“Jenny Lind Concert” scene)

Tumblers, Jugglers, Clowns, Aerialists, Acrobats, Gymnasts, Bricklayers, Passersby, Museum Patrons, Strongmen, Beefeaters, The “Mob” in General, The Bridgeport Pageant Choir, and Bands of Every Size, Shape and Description.

Time: 1835 through 1880
The action takes place all over America and the major capitals of the world.



Overture Orchestra
There Is A Sucker Born Every Minute Barnum
Thank God I’m Old Joice Heth
Women’s Emporium Chase Orchestra
The Colors Of My Life Barnum & Chairy
One Brick At A Time Chairy & Company
Museum Song (Egress Song) Barnum
I Like Your Style Barnum & Chairy
Bigger Isn’t Better Tom Thumb
Love Makes Such Fools Of Us All Jenny Lind
Out There Barnum

Come Follow The Band Barnum, Ringmaster & Company
Love Makes Such Fools Of Us All (Reprise) Jenny Lind
Black & White Blues Singer, Chairy, Barnum & Company
Black & White (Reprise) Blues Singer
The Colors Of My Life (Reprise) Barnum & Chairy
The Prince Of Humbug Barnum
Join The Circus Barnum & Company
Final Chase/There Is A Sucker Born Every Minute (Reprise) Barnum

Audition Pieces – Libretto

  1. Barnum, Charity – Page 14 to Page 18 Music 3 – Download Audition Piece
  2. Lyman, Joyce Heth – Page 18 from Music 3 to Song Page 21 “Thank God I’m Too Old” – Download Audition Piece
  3. Barnum, Charity – Top of Page 25 to Page 28 – Download Audition Piece
  4. Amos Scudder – Page 34 and Page 38 – Download Audition Piece
  5. Mr and Mrs Stratton and Barnum – Page 41 to Page 42 “The Ring Masters Voice ” – Download Audition Piece
  6. Goldschmidt – Page 45 from “Well Dressed Gentleman” to his exit on Page 46 – Download Audition Piece
  7. Jenny Lind, Barnum – Page 48 from Barnum to Page 51 Music 12a – Download Audition Piece
  8. Jenny Lind, Barnum, Charity – Page 52 Jenny Lind lib to Music 14 – Download Audition Piece
  9. Wilton, Barnum, Lind. Goldschmidt, Charity – Page 52 to middle of Page 63. “Your Way” – Download Audition Piece
  10. Ring Master – Page 15, 16, 18, 23, 56 – Download Audition Piece

Audition Pieces – Songs

Note – we may ask auditionees to try a different song from Barnum on the day, or potentially a song of their choice as an alternative so please be prepared to do so.


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